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• THE ACADEMIC HIERARCHY
• A Guide to Effective Scientific Communication
• You know you are addicted to the Internet when...
• Squawks
• Answering machine messages
• Why Some People Shouldn't Use Computers
• Performace Appraisals
• A DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO AUSSIES
• AUSTRALIA - the confusing country
• Guidelines for Submitting Professional Writing
• The axes of try-hard evil nations
• Next time you think you're having a bad day read this......
• The Immortal Bard by Isaac Asimov.
• THE IMPORTANCE OF BEER
• For those days when you just wake up bitter...
• BOFH Episode 1
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #10
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #11
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #12
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #13
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL RIDES AGAIN! (BOFH #14)
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #15
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #2
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #3
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #4
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #5
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #6
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #7
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #8
• BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #9
• New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's
• Cheeky
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• THE COLLEGE STUDENT TEST
• YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......
• Two young men make a bet
• A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight
• EXTRACTS FROM "THE CYNIC'S DICTIONARY"
• WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR 5 DAYS
• Two Digits for a Date
• The Universe According To Dilbert
• Dilbertisms
• Doctors
• 5 doctors
• Good Dog
• 25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
• Eccentrics' Creed
• HOW HOT IS HELL? (A true story from a Yale professor)
• Comprehending Engineers
• Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn
• Engineers ride free
• Exam Stories
• Blonde jokes (sorry)
• IF THE WORLD WAS FAIR...
• Why PC's are female
• Sys-Admin tales.
• A GIRL'S GUIDE TO GEEK GUYS
• GM Versus Microsoft
• Theology of God if he is a Programmer
• FBI Murder List
• Haiku can be sexy and fun
• Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass
• Hallmark Greetings that didn't make it.
• Hippocratic Oath For Software Engineers
• A Poem For Your Consideration
• Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
• Upgrading to Wife 1.0
• Microsoft Buys 1995
• If Cars Were Like Computers
• McDonnell Douglas Corporation Warranty
• Jeff Kennett Joke
• Understand Kiwi talk
• 12 Husbands and a lawyer.
• Lawyer jokes
• "Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application"
• LESSONS ON LIFE
• Life and Beer
• LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
• Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary
• A few thoughts on marriage
• Meat Planet
• Men
• The Scientific Method (Not a Pun) [I think it's rubbish..]
• Thought for the day...
• Translations for Modern Life
• Here're the signs and symptons of internet addicts:
• Naval Arrogance Defined
• Jock or Nerd
• Oil Change Instructions
• Middle and Old age
• Questions from Olympic travellers about Australia
• Operating System Airlines
• THE TOP 215 THINGS I'D DO IF I EVER BECAME AN EVIL OVERLORD
• THE TOP 215 THINGS I'D DO IF I EVER BECAME AN EVIL OVERLORD
• SIMPLE RULES FOR A SUCCESSFUL Ph.D: A CAUTIONARY CONSPECTUS
• Psychoanalyze-pinhead
• And you call that a preamble?
• Corporate Zodiac
• PREGNANCY Q & A
• Life in prison verses a full time job - A comparison
• The Procrastinator's Creed
• 50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class
• Laws of Programming
• PROOFS
• RAAF Simulator Blunder
• OPERATION WHITE RABBIT
• The rabbit thesis
• Why is the rail gauge 4'8.5"?
• THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW AND WEREN'T AFRAID TO ASK....
• YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80's IF:
• Diary of an AOL User
• You Might be an Engineering Major...
• YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER.......
• HOW TO WRITE GOOD
• FINAL EXAMS FROM HELL
• Top Ten Reasons for Learning Miranda
• Two science students
• Writing Scientific Papers
• Not quite science
• What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals?
• SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
• Condensed from "Skiing: A Skier's Dictionary"
• 46 Things That Never Happen in Star Trek
• Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Maths Homework
• Odd Numbers
• Actual Announcements Taken Form Church Bulletins
• Beer Troubleshooting Flow Chart
• STRANDED!!!
• Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days
• 25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
• 19 things to do in the bathroom stall
• Translation Trouble
• Translating men
• World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to Cows
• How to Conquer the Universe
• How To Write Unmaintainable Code
• SHOPPING AT Wal-Mart
• Actual Labels on consumer goods
• Women Drivers
• 25 Phrases you wish you could say at work
• Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
• The Top Twenty Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped