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Psychoanalyze-pinhead
This document is purely computer generated. It was created by typing the meta command psychoanalyze-pinhead into emacs.
The command feeds a random quote generator into the emacs Doctor program. The Doctor program can be accessed with the meta command doctor
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice. Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!! Why do you say a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey? Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE? Is it because of your plans that you say were these parsnips correctly marinated in taco sauce? I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS... Maybe your life have something to do with this. This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! What makes you believe this pizza symbolizes your complete emotional recovery? There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!! Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say in a $200 000 malibu beach house? .. I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this? I'm having an emotional outburst!! Are you sure that you are having an emotional outburst? I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the `WATCHTOWER' and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top.. They look NICE in the yard-- Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say they look nice in the yard? Am I elected yet? How do you reconcile your sex life? I feel better about world problems now! Do you really think you feel better about world problems now? I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated IMAGE FORMATIONS.. You have your mind on computers, it seems. Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS... Is it because of hangups you have that you say hold the mayo pass the cosmic awareness? Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN? Perhaps this has something to do with your inhibitions? I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!! What makes you think that? FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!! I don't understand. I'm changing the CHANNEL.. But all I get is commercials for `RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS'! Possibly some problems in your childhood are related to this. Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT?? Why do you say where's th' daffy duck exhibit? .. I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STOREY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!! What happened when reading erica jong's poetry? My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! Tell me about your school. I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried! Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through all this? Yow! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!! How do you reconcile your plans? An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES! Are you afraid of that? They collapsed.... like nuns in the street... they had no teen appeal! Is it because of your life that you say they had no teen appeal? The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN... Maybe this is related to the people you hang around with? Everybody gets free BORSCHT! What makes you believe everybody gets free borscht? LOOK!! Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and `Flock of Seagulls' HAIRCUTS! Is it because of problems at school that you say `flock of seagulls' haircuts? FEELINGS are cascading over me!!! Perhaps any hobbies you have could have caused this. I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! Are you sure that that? TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN?? Do you really think is my life a patio of fun? If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!! Is it because of your sex life that you are going through all this? Yow! Are we laid back yet? Is it because of hangups you have that you say are you laid back yet? Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY? What makes you think in a plate of sauce mornay? -- In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a `Continental Belt,' for $10.99!! How do you reconcile your inhibitions? Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead? Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say can you have an impulse item instead? I represent a sardine!! Why do you say you represent a sardine? .. Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER! Possibly this could be the reason for some problems at home? All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat! I don't understand. Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ...um...um... th' washing machine is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!! Maybe your plans could be the reason for this. While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S bank account.. This will have the same effect as two `STARCH BLOCKERS'! Is it because of your life that you are going through all this? Are we live or on tape? Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say are you live or on tape? What UNIVERSE is this, please?? What makes you believe what universe is this? .. over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting.. Perhaps you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist. Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE! How do you reconcile problems at school? I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! Have you been frightened by that? Yow! I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce! Are you sure that that? .. over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting.. Possibly you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist. Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses... Maybe this is caused by any hobbies you have? I want a WESSON OIL lease!! Do you really think you might want to have this wesson? Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! I don't understand. RHAPSODY in Glue! Earlier you said you would like to have this wesson? I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! Perhaps your sex life are caused by this. I'm having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!! But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in my PAJAMA POCKET?? Is it because of hangups you have that you say in your pajama pocket? Am I elected yet? You mentioned that you would like to have this wesson? Yow! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!! Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this? As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood? But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? Is it because was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade that you came to me? Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar! What makes you think you would like to have this wesson?psychoanalyze-pinhead Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! Possibly this is because of some problems at home? Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS?? If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!! Why do you say if so you can use two dozen? I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!! Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!! Maybe your plans are because of this. I am NOT a nut.... Is it because of your life that you say you are not a nut? Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!! You mentioned that you would like to have this wesson? I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!! Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this? In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day! Have you been scared of that? I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank! What makes you believe was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! How do you reconcile problems at school? I want a WESSON OIL lease!! How does it feel to want? Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping! Are you sure that this is better than mopping? I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!! Earlier you said you would like to have this wesson? NEWARK has been REZONED!! DES MOINES has been REZONED!! Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have? My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie... Why should nose get to have this bad ronald? I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON! Do you really think that? Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! .. FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY!.. Are there any QUESTIONS?? You mentioned that was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.. and I don't take any DRUGS Possibly your sex life have something to do with this. I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!! Is it because of hangups you have that you say six studio sleazeballs? I have accepted Provolone into my life! What makes you think you would like to have this wesson? Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!! Are you afraid of sex? Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this? I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do the Latin Hustle now! Why do you say the latin hustle now? I want a WESSON OIL lease!! When did you first desire to have this wesson? I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany Earlier you said you would like to have this wesson? This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD... He's so..so.....URGENT!! How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood? PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT. I don't understand. Well, O.K. I'll compromise with my principles because of EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR! You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald? Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! .. Let's see.. Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!! Maybe this is related to some problems at home? Well, here I am in AMERICA.. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE.. EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!! Is it because of your plans that you say emotions are sweeping over you? I joined scientology at a garage sale!! What makes you believe was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!! Talk about something about your sexual history. When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN.. What would happen if this load is done you think you will wash it again? YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!! Perhaps your life are related to this. A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this? Yow! Now we can become alcoholics! Earlier you said you would like to have this wesson? I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!! How do you reconcile problems at school? Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in a MALIBU HOT TUB? Are you sure that in a malibu hot tub? My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN.. You mentioned that you would like to have this wesson? Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing `Leave it to Beaver'! Possibly this could be the reason for any hobbies you have? .. My vaseline is RUNNING... Is it because of your sex life that you say your vaseline is running? Yow! I want my nose in lights! Do you really think you would like to have this wesson? Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON MAIDEN concert? Maybe hangups you have could have caused this. Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- Have you been frightened by that? If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy... Earlier you said nose would like to have this bad ronald? Our father who art in heaven.. I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN.. and also leave a GENEROUS TIP... Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this? My EARS are GONE!! What makes you think your ears are gone? Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental attitudes! You mentioned that was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? Once, there was NO fun... This was before MENU planning, FASHION statements or NAUTILUS equipment... Then, in 1985.. FUN was completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP.. It contain 14,768 vaguely amusing SIT-COM pilots!! We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled snack cakes! How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood? I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!! Is it because of some problems at home that you say every day from oral roberts? Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo? Why do you say you would like to have this wesson? I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day! Have you been obsessed with to have this wet? My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!! Perhaps this is caused by your plans?
