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25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. 4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain. 5 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough. 7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. 8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. 10 - Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. 11 - Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 12 - Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 13 - Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 14 - I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. 15 - Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. 16 - All things being equal, fat people use more soap. 17 - If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 18 - One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday. 19 - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 20 - Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 21 - The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. 22 - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 23 - This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it. 24 - Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. 25 - The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.