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Two science students

Two science students were walking their bicycles across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second scientist replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She then got off, through the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first nodded approvingly. "Good choice", he said, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted."

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