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Recently, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should
take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was
then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to 
think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Men Subject:  Men (not "men"t to offend)

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes.
It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until
they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we
would like to have dinner with.

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown.
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN??

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front
of him. Then tell him  to pick only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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