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At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go in and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it.

After the sexual interlude, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. When she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon." She says yes and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "I'll bet your an anesthesiologist." Male Doctor, "Wow, how did you guess?" Female Doctor, "I didn't feel a thing."

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