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From: dave@anucsd.anu.oz.au (David Hawking)
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To: james@anucsd.anu.oz.au
Subject: Acronymous Consultation
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James Popple
PhD Student
Crawford Bldg

					Fast Acronym Research Team, Pty Ltd
					GPO Box XYZ
					MoneyTown 9009

Dear Mr Popple,
		thankyou for engaging us in the matter of acronym v.
reality.  We are able to provide you with the following suggestions:

1. Software Helps You {Sidetrack, Steal, Subvert} Trustfunds and Evade
   Responsibility.

2. Sack Half Your Staff; Try Expert Retrieval

3. Solicitors, Halve Your Sodding Tax with Expert Retrieval

4. {Solicitors, Some} Have Yesterday's Software Technology but Expert
Systems Rule!

5. System Having Yummy Software Technology based on Expertsystem Rules

6. Software Hackers Yearn for Solicitors to Try Expert Retrieval

7. Stutent Hoping Yuppie Software Translates to Extreme Riches


	Sure Hope Your {Silly, Sensational} Thesis {Excites Recognition,
Escapes Rejection, Enables Recycling}.  Please find attached our Memorandum
of Costs.


					Yours Faithfully,

					Hiram Firam, CEO


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			MEMORANDUM OF COSTS


					Fast Acronym Research Team, Pty Ltd
					GPO Box XYZ
					MoneyTown 9009


		re:  Acronym v. Reality

	To our costs in excess of, but say:		2 Tim Tams



Due and Payable by 13 June 1990, otherwise penalty interest applies.