All Theorems Are False

"Sherlock Holmes smokes a pipe" is true in the Sherlock Holmes stories,
but its not true like "I have two feet" is true.  Fictionalism is the
view that mathematical truths are true only in a mathematical story.
That is, maths is a load of "make believe," just like detective stories.

I hope to have a great laugh by defending this view and observing the
riot that will inevitably result.  Come prepared with objections and a
sense of humour.