All Theorems Are False
"Sherlock Holmes smokes a pipe" is true in the Sherlock Holmes stories,
but its not true like "I have two feet" is true. Fictionalism is
view that mathematical truths are true only in a mathematical story.
That is, maths is a load of "make believe," just like detective stories.
I hope to have a great laugh by defending this view and observing the
riot that will inevitably result. Come prepared with objections
sense of humour.