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The Procrastinator's Creed

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
• I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
• I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
• I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
• I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though small, is not exactly zero.
• If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
• I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish but is wait/plan/plan.
• I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
• I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
• I obey the law of inverse excuses: The greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
• I will become a member of the ancient and venerable Procrastinator's Society if they ever get around to getting it organized.