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You've come to Doug Aberdeen's old pages. In 5 seconds you will taken to my new pages http://sml.nicta.com.au/~daa/Translations for Modern LifeFrom Rodney Lee's Comedy List Old world charm ................ No bath Tropical ....................... Rainy, humid, mosquito-infested area Majestic setting ............... Dilapidated colonial farm-house Secluded hideaway .............. Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms ........... Already occupied Explore on your own .............Explore at your own risk Knowledgeable trip hosts ....... They've driven a car before No extra fees .................. No extras Nominal fee .................... Outrageous charges Standard ....................... Sub-standard Deluxe ......................... Standard Superior ....................... One free shower cap Cozy ........................... Small rooms with peeling wallpaper All the amenities .............. Two free shower caps Plush .......................... Top and bottom sheets Gentle breezes ................. Occasional Gale-force winds Light and airy ................. No air conditioning Picturesque .................... Noisy Theme park nearby Open bar ....................... Free ice cubes Concierge ...................... Stand with tourist brochures Free Continental breakfast ..... One free muffin |