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A Poem For Your Consideration

     Don't you wish when life is bad
     and things just don't compute
     that all we really had to do
     was stop and hit reboot?

     Things would all turn out ok
     life could be so sweet
     if we had those special keys
     ctrl-and alt-delete

     Your boss is mad your bills not paid
     your wife, well she's just mute.
     Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
     that make it all reboot.

     You'd like to have another job
     you fear living in the street?
     You solve it all and start anew
          ctrl and alt delete